Son has been pestering us to rent the 'Fast and Furious' DVD. After the 100th reminder the same day, mother was violent,"You say that once more and you are not going to get it the next 12 months."
Silence for a minute...
"Amma, do you know what is Fast and Furious without an 's'?"
(didn't get it? - Fat and Furious ;-) )